Matthew J Ploof
How long have you worked at Oskar Blues?
And what do you do here?
I make the beer go into the cans and also what I do is that I make it taste good in the can for a long time. I do this through a blend of science, finesse, altitutionalism and parkour. My teeth are made entirely out of wood. Also I have absolutely no idea who you are or why you're reading this. Good job at cher job, dude! Also we send you a personal text on the underside of every can. Enjoy that.
How about when you're not working?
My beautiful wife, Brendaline. I also like to paint pictures of walnuts and rub gravel into my hair. Other things I like to do are golf, hang out with the boys, peruse my many mitten catalogues and experiment with cutting edge developments in molecular gastronomy.
Music. Who's your favorite band?
those guys that came on third to last, before the guy with the sitar and the coconut shells
How about your first bike?
No. I have a Reeb. No other bicycles count.
Perhaps most importantly, what is your favorite Oskar Blues beer?
Anything we forgot to ask?
If I'd like fries with that, what the capitol of Alaska is, about as to whether or not I was glad that you didn't say "banana," the meaning of life, how [adjective] was it?, "does that come in men's?", what i would or wouldn't do for a Klondike bar, my social security number, my shoe size and a host of other things.